Multitasking while multitasking, there’s more that you could do:
send some important messages while you’re in the bathroom.
Plug into the hive mind up in its cloud.
Borg Nation is calling you, you can’t resist us now.
Start some laundry!
Write a song!
Do the dishes!
Fix the zoning bylaws!
I’m here with my body and partly with my mind.
Smart phone hidden under the table ‘cuz I can’t afford to waste any time.
There are only so many moments, just a couple million more.
How much could I have read while walking to the store?
Take out the recycling and the trash!
Put away the laundry!
Alphabetize your records and your books!
Clean your shoes!
Charge your batteries!
Call a friend up!
Update your profile picture!
Read a book!
Join a protest!
Update your computer!
Water the plants!
Make a dentist appointment!
Clean the litter box!
Tweet the Prime Minister!
Check your bank statement!
Make the bed!
Pay your bills!
Organize your closet!
Sweep the floor!
Floss your teeth!
Read your twitter!
Update your website!
Do your taxes!
Take your vitamins!
New dimensions in space: simultaneous places for your face.
There’s not a moment to waste. You have got to be in more than one place.
New dimensions in time: simultaneous duties for your mind.
Never falling behind. The mind’s evolving to comprehend two lines.
released October 23, 2015
Ryan McCormick wrote, sang, played guitar, played bass, and played saxophone.
Christopher Ellis recorded and played drums.
Tom Whalen mastered.
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